Was Talking To My Gf About My Fear Of Dying Young For Being Trans And My Mom Putting My Deadname On My

Sorry for biting through a soda can to show off how strong and sharp my fangs are. that wasn't very human and nonchalant of me.

Hilda by Duane Bryers

Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

reblog to give prev a notification

“psychosis” psychiatrists are just mad they weren’t chosen by God

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle amount those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

REBLOG WHILE RELEVANT