Coffeeandsalt - Angi E

Space girl 🪐

been having a lot of fun making these lately

bakugo does that thing where you spread your legs to be at eye level with a much shorter person (he's an asshole) (request)

my dash right now:

oh yay boops! we love boops <3 THE VENGEANCE SAGA KILLED MY FIRST BORN. haha boops. get booped :3 "NEXT TO MY WIFE" AFHUEAOIEFEUAEOHIEAFHEIO. gonna boop all the mutuals! JORGE I'M COMING FOR YOU. boop boop boop. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY THIS

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

Finding out that World Athletics pays $100k every time a new world record is set so so Mondo Duplantis has just been setting it 1cm at a time from 6.17m to 6.25m in the past 4 years is so funny??? Finessing 1 million dollars 1 cm at a time even though he can clearly go higher at one shot???? #respect

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die