And Then They Cat Napped Together 🙂‍↕️

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

bunny stuffed animal ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢

everyone shut up and look at this

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

It get’s gayer by the exclamation point XD

Im just gonna start posting 18.4K tiktoks I have saved bc shit might actually get banned and if it does and I lose my stuff I will kms

Plush Jack-ó-Lantern Surprise // Pig Lemonade on Etsy

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD