Coffee-addict-81 - Sh-dow

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

why have i been disgraced

You two go cringe together then lol

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

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