The Hiuse Of Hapsburg On My Brian.

Goodness gracious!!

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

Nah this girl did him wrong

GAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH AAHAHHHHHHH SOMEONE WAKE ME UP

Homura doodle

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

I'm so normal about him *dies*

“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”