Saint patice d
Accidentally put my hand in a mysterious puddle of liquid on my desk in world history class and genuinely started tweaking
Omori froze and I thought this was very funny for no reason
Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger
I ate a gigantic chicken sandwich and now my heart is beating weird I'm scared
my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.
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