Under Communism The Wait Staff Will Not Ask If Pepsi Is Okay. You Will Not Even Find Out That's Its Pepsi

yeah that’s a good one

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

and if you're the shores, i am the waves, begging for big moons 💋

writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.

I want to believe Orel and Christina will have more chaotic events

at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.

weeee infected

photo credit to my awesome friend @buriedgrapes

infected design credit goes to my lame parasite @unoriginal-and-dumb

(heres the silly ones:)

hi all! artists apps are officially open! if you can't participate, rbs are appreciated!!

(please read and reblog, if nothing else!!!)

hi there!

I'm a student going into college soon. My family has fallen on some financial troubles and I'm wondering if anyone has the ability to help out they could assist me. I want to help my family most importantly, but I also need to be able to afford dorm items and moving costs. Let alone supporting myself for the next couple weeks. I have less than $100 in the bank, to get real with you guys.

I hate to ask for handouts - I am an artist, so if you donate anything, i'll draw you a portrait of whatever you want - yourself, your loved one, your cat, fave actor. I want to return the favor! some of my art is attached so you can see what it's like :)

I can go into detail about my situation if anyone needs over DM.

If you're willing to help - even just by a few dollars - reply to this or DM me please!

guess what arrived in the mail today!

i was lucky enough to be one of the giveaway winners! 🎉

i love this zine and the creativity behind it! i really like when zines present themselves in different ways, wether that's artbooks, writing books, or in this case encouraging the reader to create crafts around the subject matter (being a pairing we all know and love 🤍)

even if i was too late to be part of it, getting to read something like this and have it physically is beyond awesome! and thanks to the friends over at @gallacrafts for putting together such an awesome zine. 🤍🤍🤍

actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far