"xie lian is so oblivious" yeah yeah we've all been in the mires of queer plausible deniability. but xie lian had the deck stacked wayyy against him. he didn't know he was gay, thought hua cheng was taken, has been maintaining a chastity vow his whole life and depending on your headcanon is demisexual . his ass was not reading into ANYTHING
i’ve just learned my grandmother has had dentures since she was 18. no teeth since 18.
REST IN PEACE, DEAR MOONBIN (1998-2023)
wwx being resurrected and immediately causing problems on purpose quite literally is the best characterization I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. Mf woke up and said “finally I can act batshit without consequences” and ran w it. God bless.
My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.
in another life i would've loved queerbaiting in a tv show with you
“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency
yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing
"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
tattoo time :)