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I can’t wait to see your scrawny wife’s face when I show up at her pool party absolutely busting out of her bikini, thanks for stealing it. She’ll never get in it again with her tiny tits and flat as a board ass

When Dad got older he lost his sex drive and Mom said that he couldn’t even git it up anymore. Meanwhile her sex drive was through the roof and she was gorgeous. When I was about 17 she opened up to me about her “problem” in the bedroom and at first it was nervous to make a move but I’m so glad that I did! She is the most amazing woman and lover ever! Dad is oblivious to our relationship and that works out great for us!

[M/S] Sneaky

Don't know why left one is smiling. Her boyfriend is probably jerking off to righty.

Righty knows that too. That's why she always wears the low cut.

My confession to mom could not have gone any better.

"I tried to print off those reports, but the printers were out of pink 🩷"