Your Wife's Bully - 13

I swear to god, every day this summer I’ve seen mom in an even skimpier bathing suit around the house. I’m pretty sure she’s doing it on purpose, because I heard her listening to me getting rid of the hardon she gave me last night. If mom keeps this up she’s going to end up with her own son’s child instead of a perfect tan.

It's not your fault your Wife is a useless, fugly, Hufflepuff

Why don't we make some magic while I keep the tiny titted loser frozen in place

Vimala Raman - Under-appreciated hot mallu babe!

December 17th - a rescue plan

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

When mom told me she planned a vacation the day after I celebrated my college graduation, I was ecstatic. I had worked hard for years, it was time for some time off, and I couldn’t wait to kick back and relax. Unfortunately my dad and siblings couldn’t make it, but mom and I got along great together. The next morning, mom and I went to the airport. I noticed mom had a very short skirt on, I guess she was excited and dressed for the beach. I also noticed that she had incredibly toned legs, and I couldn’t help but stare whenever I could, walking behind her. When we were picking up our tickets, a gust of wind blew her skirt up, and I got a full view of her ass. I immediately felt the pressure in my pants grow, and feral thoughts of what I could do to her began to float through my mind. Well, I guess I’ve had some latent sexual feelings for my mother. It’s a good thing I had a long flight ahead of me to work through these feelings, so we could freely enjoy our time together. But to my surprise, I couldn’t rationalize these lustful feelings and make them go away. Instead, I spent the whole flight completely hard, thinking increasingly perverted thoughts about my mother. First I imagined putting my hands on her thighs and having an open conversation with her as a distraction. This fantasy was guided by my constantly-shifting mother in the seat beside me. She kept crossing and un-crossing her legs, and fidgeting with her skirt. What if I just reached out and asked her if she was comfortable? Next I imagined what it’d be like if she reached over and stuck her hand down my pants, and wrapped her slender fingers around my dick. Of course, what if we had sex? Mile-high club with mom? Needless to say, I was on the verge of cumming in my pants by the end of the flight.

We got to our hotel, and it was phenomenal. Great kitchen, great TV, the whole bit. But nothing was as phenomenal as my mom. We were going out on our first night here, and she was dressed to the max. A maroon, low-cut dress to complement the perfect tan of her legs, a sexy shade of hot-pink nail polish, and, if my quick glimpse was accurate, a pink-and-white striped thong. I was having a hard time breathing normally. “Oh fuck, it’s so hot down here,” I heard mom say. What the hell? Mom never swore. Come to think of it, she didn’t really dress this way either. Crazy fantasies started growing in my mind – what if mom was trying to seduce me? Is that why she dressed so scantily from the moment we left for the airport? Did she plan a time when only she and I were free? Did she want to go out to lower our inhibitions? I knew my dick was thinking for me, so I excused myself and went to the bathroom to rub one out. I gushed out ropes of cum as I masturbated to my mom. Maybe the best nut I’ve ever had. When I walked out I was startled to see mom right outside of the door.

“Mom…?”

“Oh hi honey, are you ready to go out?”

“Yeah sure, let’s go.”

One side of me wanted to believe she had been listening, or even looking, at me. Whatever the case was, all vacations with mom had always been memorable when I was a kid, and I felt like now as an adult, that wasn’t going to change.