Cockslapperalpha - Cockslapperalpha

Hello I am currently kneeling typing this. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for making both my husband and myself realise that I am not good enough sexually for him. Sure I keep our home clean and am a great cook and make sure his domestic needs are met. But the realization you gave me was that my flat chest and flat ass is less than he deserves. He deserves a girl like the ones you post beautiful curvy confident and much better than me in bed. I bow to you and your kind, thank yo

A good wife accepts her place, even if she is not a real woman

When Dad got older he lost his sex drive and Mom said that he couldn’t even git it up anymore. Meanwhile her sex drive was through the roof and she was gorgeous. When I was about 17 she opened up to me about her “problem” in the bedroom and at first it was nervous to make a move but I’m so glad that I did! She is the most amazing woman and lover ever! Dad is oblivious to our relationship and that works out great for us!

“Honey, would you mind grabbing me a pair of warm socks from upstairs? They’re in my dresser.” - when you want your son to realize that you’re horny and depraved 😏

"Is that your wife on the phone?

If you tell her she looks like a piggy, I'll pull the zip down further...wow that was fast

Awwwww, she sounds upset. Well done, stud, hang up on her to get your reward."