Cockslapperalpha - Cockslapperalpha

It's not your fault your Wife is a useless, fugly, Hufflepuff

Why don't we make some magic while I keep the tiny titted loser frozen in place

Just now we were laying on the bed and he gave me a massage, rubbing me all over and stroking his hands up and down my thighs - right up to my pussy but not going quite that far. He did that for about five minutes, caressing my thighs and pulling on them right near my cunt. He knew what it would do to me. I laid there gently moaning and breathing heavily. I so desperately wanted to feel his fingers on my clit. I caved and said “uh, I’m so horny!” and he just said “I know” and continued to tease me. I wriggled and squirmed and hoped he’d touch me there but he didn’t. I told him again that I was getting so wet and he just said “I’m not turned on though”. Hearing him admit that my naked, willing body wasn’t enough to get him excited just turned me on all the more. And now we’re downstairs again; he’s messaging other girls with a hard on growing in his boxers and I’m left feeling frustrated, humiliated and still so horny.

I can’t wait to see your scrawny wife’s face when I show up at her pool party absolutely busting out of her bikini, thanks for stealing it. She’ll never get in it again with her tiny tits and flat as a board ass

You’re Allowed to Cheat.

When I cheat on my wife, I feel alive again.

When I cheat on my wife, I feel like a man again.

When I cheat on my wife, all is right with the world again.

After years of neglect, I am putting my cock’s needs above all else. Above family. Above friends. Above work. I don’t regret it for a second. My wife and I have made a reasonably comfortable life for ourselves, and most of it is great, but I will not abide a dead bedroom any longer, and neither should you, if you’re in the same situation. 

Married men with frigid wives are allowed to cheat. Do it. Don’t feel guilty about it. She won’t take care of your cock, but there are so many women out there who will, so many women who want to service MARRIED cock, that will love your cock in ways your wife can’t or won’t. Be cautious, be discreet, but definitely cheat.

Call in sick so you can cheat.

Make up excuses so you can cheat.

Break promises so you can cheat.

Lie to your wife’s face so you can cheat.

Cheat with complete abandon. And don’t be ashamed to get caught up in the moment. Feel free to belittle your wife while you cheat. Call your wife a bitch and a cunt while you cheat. Tell the “other woman” how much better she is than your wife while you cheat. Tell her how much you hate your wife while you cheat. It’s okay if none of it’s true. It will feel SO GOOD just to say it out loud, to get revenge for your wife’s inability to satisfy your needs anymore.

And don’t forget: you’re a man. Your needs are insatiable. Tying the knot wasn’t supposed to mean that you’d be forced to go without. Your wedding vows were made before you knew that your wife had no intention of treating your cock the way it must be treated. No man gets married believing he’ll never have sex again, yet that’s what happens to so many of us. Months pass for many. Years for some. And it’s UNACCEPTABLE.

REAL women understand this, and they care for the needs of neglected married men. You’re allowed to cheat. You deserve to cheat. Fuck other women behind your wife’s back. She doesn’t have to know. You’re a smart guy. You know how to get away with it. The only thing that will stop you is the angel on your left shoulder. Don’t listen to him. Be tempted by the devil on your left. Succumb. Free yourself from guilt. You know you want it. CHEAT.