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[M/S] 420 With Mom

I swear to god, every day this summer I’ve seen mom in an even skimpier bathing suit around the house. I’m pretty sure she’s doing it on purpose, because I heard her listening to me getting rid of the hardon she gave me last night. If mom keeps this up she’s going to end up with her own son’s child instead of a perfect tan.

Hey! I messaged you recently about flirting with my roommate's bf. I took your advice and ramped it up. She yelled at him because he let me sit on his lap for a whole movie and hasn't discouraged me. It's eating her up. I'll be fucking him soon ;) he's like putty in my hands rn. I'll keep you updated.

Updates like this make me very happy

I don’t know what got into my son last night, but it was amazing and I’m still kind of reeling from it.  He’s gotten more and more comfortable with being dominant with me, but he always treats me as if he’s afraid of hurting me.  Last night, though, he smacked my ass while fucking me from behind, which he has done a few times before.  But he caught me a little more square than he usually manages, and it stung quite a bit, so I yelped and tensed up a bit.  A moment later, he did it again, this time definitely harder than he usually does it. I squeaked again, and wiggled my ass a little. He said he liked the sounds I was making, and the way I was squeezing around his cock… so he started spanking me over and over again.  It was a bit shocking at first, because even though I’m used to it sometimes with my husband, my son has never really done much more than one or two light smacks on my ass.

But it didn’t stop there, either! I don’t know if it was because of my responses to the spanks, or if it was because he saw that I wasn’t fragile, but something in him was unleashed, and he grabbed a handful of my hair (not new) and yanked my head back hard (new).  My head was already getting a little confused and fuzzy from the unexpected spanking, so I can’t remember exactly how things progressed or what order they went in.  But I have memory flashes of him growling in my ear, calling me his whore and making me tell him what a slut I am, lots more spanking (sometimes with his cock in me, sometimes not), lots more hair pulling, repeated rough manhandling of my tits, getting picked up and tossed across the bed multiple times, and beastly fucking like I’ve never gotten from him before.  I lost track of how many times he made me cum.  I don’t even remember him cumming.  Or getting under the covers and going to sleep.  When the alarm went off this morning, it was a complete surprise to me.

During our shower this morning, my son told me that he didn’t realize I was so into rough sex, but that he thought it was hot how I kind of checked out mentally part way through last night; he said it was like I became an animal in heat, or something. His cock sprang to full attention while he was talking about it, and I started to stroke it, but almost immediately he spun me around and pushed me against the shower wall, pulled my hips back toward him, and started fucking me.  I had felt a little sore this morning, but his urgent thrusting pointed out just how sore he had left me.  It was uncomfortable, but also pretty hot to think about what it must have taken for him to make me sore like that, Though it was a bit of a relief, I wasn’t quite ready for him to be finished yet when I felt his cock twitching inside me as he came.

As I’ve woken up more (thanks to two large cups of coffee) I’ve started to feel the results of last night in other parts of my body.  Each time it brings back memories of last night, and has me so horny this morning.  I hope he does it again soon!

December 17th - a rescue plan

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

Doin it for the pussy pic guys. xD

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I’m at www.twitter.com/laurajodee

If you reblog this I promise I’ll send you a picture of my vagina.

Mwah x