Eris Would Be In The “regularly Says Fuck” Category, But She Would Cuss Cutter Out All The Time So

Stickers coming soon

there is no god, it’s just ducks and then you die

Jet would make a great captain next season

You can only reblog this today.

Straight friend groups: the blonde, the jock, the brunette, the funny guy, and the frat boy

Gay friend groups: a floating child, a 40 foot toddler, a teen, 70,000 old men, a swearing cat, and stuck chuck

so, let’s bring on the men, and let the fun begin! a little touch of sin, why wait another minute! 

listen to this song and think abt peter nureyev with me please

rita

eiffel, right now i need someone with at least a 359 wolves, so please. leave this one to the adults