(for The Purposes Of This Poll, Order Of Pronouns Doesn't Indicate Preference)

wife, but like in a gender-neutral way you know?

bitches be like "fiction doesn't impact reality 🥺🥺" my guy you're the one jerking off to the porn, it's clearly impacting something

it’s all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time

SPIDERVERSE TODAY YAYAYAH

the lil goob <3

Murdoc at the MTV EMAs

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

If you make a verbal agreement with someone, send them a follow-up text, email, letter, fax, telegram, carrier pigeon message… literally anything that you can have a duplicate of for the record so they can’t “accidentally forget” later on.

N

You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now

why is the format for this app so stinky