Unhinged David Is Not Attractive Unhinged David Is Not Attractive Unhinged David Is Not Attractive Unhinged

yk what. fuck you

grrr bark bark bark. bark >:(

person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

Just putting down everything about Whit in this fucking trial actually is making me die laughing

-Makes a hanging joke before Arei's body is discovered

-Makes a offhanded comment about the note not having to be written by a women, making it foreshadowing as Ace wrote the note

-Manages to be a roadblock twice by not telling Teruko information

-Proceeds to contradict his own thoughts multiple times

-Ends up knowing a fuckton about drop hanging for whatever reason ????

-Somehow knows that Charles also doesn't have an alibi alongside him

-Proceeds to ignore Teruko almost fucking dying by being the only one not to ask Teruko to move out the way and instead focuses on Charles

-Proceeds to ignore Levi's fucking bloody ass body EVEN MORE by again just focusing on Charles

-MAKES THIS CREEPY ASS FACE WHEN THE ELEVATOR FUCKING DOESNT WORK

-Leaves

Just....king shit i guess ???????????

HEY YOU. Yeah you. Stop right there. I have to tell you something.

Youve got to be the most dashing canine I've ever seen <3

me at the pet store: oh yeah no this is totally for my dog i pinky promise i am definitely not going to immediately attack the squeak toy when i get the chance honest i wouldn't lie to u

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

*whispers* hey it would be really cool if like ten people went and looked at my fic undeniable you (the currents pulling me onward) so it finally beats out my other multichap from a different fandom for the title of "most hits" in my ao3 stats

(also like. you can actually read it too if you'd like. i think it's neat. i spent almost 60k fixing all the plot stuff that capcom ignored after aa4 and made it gayer)

Love and Peace!! ^^

LOVE & PEACE! ^_^

The canine kin urge to be like

Bites you bites you bites you bites you noms gnaws on your arm bites bites bites chomps (affectionate)

WE DID A THING (System Account)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar’s Cat Jellie, Steffen Mössner | Docm77, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Piglin Hybrid Mumbo Jumbo, Mumbo Jumbo centric, Avian Charles | Grian, Creeper Steffen Mössner, When you like gold, Headcanon, Boatem Crew (Hermitcraft), Dad Xisumavoid, Admin Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Evil Xisuma is mentioned, Dialogue Heavy, Oblivious Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Species Dysphoria, Immortality, Watcher Charles | Grian, pearl is also mentioned, Jellie steals your food, Mumbo Jumbo is a spoon, Xisumavoid is a good parent, Evil Xisuma is a good guy, EX and Xisuma are not brothers, EX and Xisuma aren’t related, Hels is mentioned, They/Them Pronouns for Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft), Grian is a little shit, Goodtimeswithscar is a little shit, I know nothing about redstone btw, This is literally just me making things up for plot, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Realization, Mentioned Rendog - Freeform, Mentioned TinFoilChief, Mob instincts, Hybrid Instincts, Anxiety, Mentioned EthosLab - Freeform, Mentioned Keralis Summary:

Ah yes, the wonders of Mumbo Jumbo. A perfectly ‘normal’ human being across a server of a bunch of chaotic looking and acting hybrids. Mumbo Jumbo is also rather oblivious and can be rather, not smart as Scar says, when it comes to his own health and identity. Grian starts to pick up on this and gradually realizes.