Reblog To Give A Trans Woman A Yummy Burger

This is a real scene in the movie, by the way

...somehow

I did not expect there to be gay porn in the Minecraft movie

Like the 69ing, the ass grabbing, hair pulling and the "Let my hips guide you" omg 😭😭😭

Needed it to be longer though tbh

god bless my obsession to these rinky dinky beings

I JUST REALIZED I CAN MAKE MY OWN DOG TREATS TO EAT. I HAVE ADULT MONEY THERE FOR I CAN MAKE MY OWN DOG TREATS

BRB BUYING THINGS TO MAKE MYSELF SILLY LITTLE TREATS

Go peepaw go

okay peepaw live your dream

the neurodivergent caninekin experience is just growling n barking n howling as a vocal stim

i will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I am CHASING the ball.

I want a TAIL that I can WAG and GOES THUNK THUNK on the FLOOR

me at the pet store: oh yeah no this is totally for my dog i pinky promise i am definitely not going to immediately attack the squeak toy when i get the chance honest i wouldn't lie to u

Trotting into my den (bed) to curl up and sleep (scroll on my phone) after a successful hunt (walked to the post office)

sighs. why do i have to think and function and be a member of society when i could just WOOF WOOF GRR WOOFBARK BARK BARK WUFF WOOF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK W