Ziz-Ma

person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

This is a real scene in the movie, by the way

...somehow

I did not expect there to be gay porn in the Minecraft movie

Like the 69ing, the ass grabbing, hair pulling and the "Let my hips guide you" omg 😭😭😭

Needed it to be longer though tbh

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

I deadass thought they were going to kiss at the end when they were literally inches apart from eachother's face

No fucking way i just got queerbaited by the minecraft movie

I just realized one of my oc's backstories on how he got his powers is literally a story from the bible. I'd never read the bible when I made him, what the actual FUCK

Trotting into my den (bed) to curl up and sleep (scroll on my phone) after a successful hunt (walked to the post office)

WE DID A THING (System Account)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar’s Cat Jellie, Steffen Mössner | Docm77, Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Piglin Hybrid Mumbo Jumbo, Mumbo Jumbo centric, Avian Charles | Grian, Creeper Steffen Mössner, When you like gold, Headcanon, Boatem Crew (Hermitcraft), Dad Xisumavoid, Admin Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), Evil Xisuma is mentioned, Dialogue Heavy, Oblivious Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Species Dysphoria, Immortality, Watcher Charles | Grian, pearl is also mentioned, Jellie steals your food, Mumbo Jumbo is a spoon, Xisumavoid is a good parent, Evil Xisuma is a good guy, EX and Xisuma are not brothers, EX and Xisuma aren’t related, Hels is mentioned, They/Them Pronouns for Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft), Grian is a little shit, Goodtimeswithscar is a little shit, I know nothing about redstone btw, This is literally just me making things up for plot, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Realization, Mentioned Rendog - Freeform, Mentioned TinFoilChief, Mob instincts, Hybrid Instincts, Anxiety, Mentioned EthosLab - Freeform, Mentioned Keralis Summary:

Ah yes, the wonders of Mumbo Jumbo. A perfectly ‘normal’ human being across a server of a bunch of chaotic looking and acting hybrids. Mumbo Jumbo is also rather oblivious and can be rather, not smart as Scar says, when it comes to his own health and identity. Grian starts to pick up on this and gradually realizes.

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@prometheus-innit / rb and tag who u want!!

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

I have made a mistake

It's the start of Tech Week today and of course I:

A. Could not sleep

B. Was uncomfortable all night

And C. When I finally went to sleep, I wake up at 3am

Well fuck me I guess!!