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i want a partner that’s like an animal. humping me and trying to breed me constantly like a dog—even at an inopportune moment, like when i’m sleeping, or washing the dishes. i want to tell them, “sweet thing, not now,” and be ignored. i want them to apologize for being a slave to their instincts—they can’t think straight, can’t think of anything else but knocking me up. i want a partner that is pathologically obsessed with getting their cum in me as frequently as possible.

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Group of friends that invite you round for a “movie night” just to pin you down and lock a vibrating & thrusting dildo in you.

Taking turns to make the toy come alive and turn you into a stuttering, babbling mess as you beg to cum but just before you can it gets turned off . They coo and laugh at you as you cry in desperation.

Maybe they’ll let you cum if you can use your mouth and get them all off … maybe

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