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Pronouncing 'popsicles' like an ancient Greek name:

Popsicles said to Spectacles: "Can you see what's going on over there?"

Spectacles replied: "Vehicles is trying to drive away, but Tentacles won't let him go, Barnacles insists on coming along, and Obstacles is in the way.

You don't have to be Oracles to see what'll happen next.

Pronounce saxophone like Persephone, I dare you.

Yep. Sure is.

Porn might be the only industry where consumers prefer amateurs over professionals

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