If You're Fifteen Or Older An Still Sleep With A Stuffed Animal Please Reblog This.

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Don't be bisexual and watch Arcane because you will be diagnosed with the HORNY

and it's terminal y'all

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

fuck being your lover. i want to be your traveling bard

Me at 9pm: Phew, I’m tired, time to go to bed.

Also me: Up until 1am reading fanfic…

ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

SNEAK PEEK

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Me? In love with someone who’s not a fictional character? Fat chance.

*some random 6’8 man walks into the room*

Me:

Um...how has this been on Spotify for almost 3 years and I’ve NEVER HEARD OF IT????