In the bar.
Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?
Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*
Girl: I don't see her.
Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.
Later:
Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *
Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.
Phee:...
Phee: Have I told you that I love you?
Tay: Please tell me that it was you who brought her home and insisted that it was time for us to become parents.
Cross: Please tell me that you decided it was a good idea to give her a harpoon.
Marr Family Redraw
Crosshair left them alone for five minutes.
But that's what happens when you give Akona a harpoon.
Ramblings + Reference under the cut:
Was feeling a bit down but then this image came to me and I felt a little better so I had to draw it. I just love these guys :(
Was also thinking about Akona because I love her so much (partly because she's inspired by my mom's cat - aka my kid-sister/godchild whom I adore despite how big of a menace she is) and how she's picked up little bits and pieces from both Crosshair and Tay over the years.
In terms of personality, I see her being a lot like how I would image Crosshair was as a kid–stubborn, bratty, curious, a little menace who is used to getting his way and is a tad bit emotional. Or like,, y'know –the kid who eats glue in the back of the classroom and also bites the other kids? Yeah that was cadet Crosshair and that's how Akona is too. But she's got a heart of gold and loyalty literally means everything to her. Plus, since she's an only child she's spoiled very much like how Crosshair was since he was the baby of the Batch.
But then in terms of mannerisms and style, she takes after Tay. Like even if occasionally, Crosshair takes her out to a shooting range to practice her sharpshooting skills (and she's pretty good at it too), when it comes down to it, she prefers hand-to-hand combat like Tay and enjoys things like wrestling more than anything. She also like wearing sleeveless shirts like Tay and wears clasps on her tendrils that are similar to the ones Tay has on his lethorns. Then there's also the fact that she wears a gauntlet similar to Crosshair's old one because Tay still wears his old gauntlets that he painted like Crosshair's when they were together. That and the little blue cloth she wears as a belt was actually Tay's before he passed it down to her.
Either way she's a delightful handful. Her personality makes it hard for Tay and her Uncles to say no to her since she's so similar to Crosshair but then her tendencies to be inspired by Tay get her (and also Tay) into trouble every now and then.
Also, her name worked out perfectly. Initially, I picked it out because it meant "to enthuse" in Maori and then later I added on the 'Mae' part in honor of Commander 'May'day (because I could see Crosshair honoring him like that) and THEN it also worked out to honor Tay's mentor/mom, Ko, because 'ko' is in the name 'Akona' and would be something Tay calls her.
Idk, I just love them.
Also don't worry, Tay's fine. He's suffered worse, lmao. That's what he gets for letting Akona have a harpoon.
Damn, why, looking at these artworks, I don't think about their happy future, but I think that because of the actions of the order, and specifically the council, she will die, and Crossy, having lost her, will begin to hate those who are guilty of this.
Let's say the council sends a girl on some kind of mission, where for some reason, let's say the council did not know something or decided to hide it, she is seriously injured and they do not have time to save her. The wounds are too serious and she has lost too much blood.
Perhaps she was taken to the hospital and Crosshair was with her until the very end. He never left her side. After her death, began to blame the council and the entire Jedi Order for what happened, which later served as one of the reasons why Cross was so eager to fulfill order 66.
I sincerely hope that everything will end well with them.
I drew more self indulgent OC stuff, my oc Varel x Crosshair
A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.
Finally, I finished the art with the new Crosshair patronus. He was once a falcon, but after the death of Mayday, who was the guy's first real friend outside the family. There was no Volodermort in this au, but there were other dark magicians who hated non-pure-blooded magicians. Since half-bloods, mudbloods, and purebloods have been studying at Hogwarts for many years, these wizards are trying to take over the school and eradicate the first two groups. In one of the attacks, several teachers and slightly fewer students were killed, including Mayday. After some time, Crosshair summoned the patronus in one of his father's lessons (Django is a teacher of defense against the forces of evil here) and noticed that he had changed.
He's shy.
I never thought that I would see this tsunderka shy.
why did they make him pose like That™️ 😭
I'm inclined to think that he didn't have a very pleasant experience interacting with girls. Maybe they weren't interested in him or something. Having no other outcome of trying to start a conversation with the opposite sex, Tech just stopped trying to do something about it and resigned himself. Moreover, our bun has a lack of experience interacting with them and he simply did not know how to react to flirting from Phee because she is the first girl who was not just interesting to him, but who showed the same interest in him. It is possible that after the girl's first attempts to flirt with him, Tech began to look for information on interacting with girls and so on.
I find this scene interesting in that, even though Tech reacted very awkwardly when Phee approached to say goodbye, the fact that he was standing outside the ship all alone with his datapad (for no logical reason whatsoever) makes me think that he hoped she would come to say goodbye. And that when she actually did, he froze up.
I hope they will be reunited. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to the fact that she is alive and someone has set their eyes on her. Who knows, maybe he will react to the latter with the sounds of a jealous pterodactyl.
I'm seeing people shiping Ventress with Crosshair. I'm just sitting here saying she already has her man.
Where is he!? Does he know she lives!?
The second and third chapters of my au fiction have been released. I will attach a link to the main page of this work so that it will be easier to update it if other posts on it appear in my profile.
All information about au and first chapter of my fiction at the moment here.
I remind you that the work is written in Russian, as I do not speak English well. Excuse me.
I didn't have time to really eat the Brown Eyes pie, as I wanted buns with raisins and peanuts. The recipe for the dough is the same as in the case of the pie, with the only difference that I added my favorite dried fruits and representatives of the legume family to it.
Do you think they should be named after someone from Squad 99? If so, who exactly?
It seems to me that Wrecker and 99 are ideal candidates.