the scene where he dropped the acid into his foot and yelled some of his kid-friendly-swears and then said "wait, i am alone! i can swear for real! SON OF A-" and then got cut off was peak comedy just for that reason
I like the implication that, in the show, Stan really is perfectly capable of using Real People Swears. Like, he isn’t cosmically constrained by the reality of existing in a kids’ tv show. Instead, for some reason he decided that despite exposing the twins to everything from counterfeiting money to lying to federal agents to a Literal Actual Cosmic Demon God Thing, he’s going to be a good influence in one (1) specific arena and not swear in front of the kids. Like buddy I think it might be too late to pretend to be a responsible adult. The least you can do is teach Dipper every single swear word you know. He deserves it.
Scrolling through Tumblr like I’m searching for pieces of me.
oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill
Avoidant attachment Anxious attachment I’m tryna attach my mouth to some big tiddies Lol. #RealThoughts
i hope i'm not a person to you. i hope i'm just a blog. i hope all you associate me with is my current obsession. don't perceive me.
love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.
if you only want to write smutty drabbles, write smutty drabbles. if you don't want to write smut at all, don't write smut. if you want to write tropes that have been written 85838593929 times, write them. if you've already written a specific trope and want to write it again, do it. if you want to write for a character but feel like there's no demand for that character, do it anyway. don't feel pressured to reach a certain word count, don't feel pressured to stick to a posting schedule. you're literally doing this for FREE, in your free time. whatever YOU want your writing/fanfiction experience to be is valid - it doesn't have to be like everyone else's, and you don't have to cater to what you think people want 🫶🏻
"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.