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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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I’m out of Malevolent content to read/look through and I feel deprived of a basic necessity. Send help.

The bees in my head are a buzzing so I bring yet another WTNV headcanon

So obviously Cecil is very much so not human, and I like to think that he doesn’t technically need to do human things to survive like eat or sleep. I feel like as long as he can do the radio show he can keep on going, if he goes without radio though he starts to not do so great. Adding on to that idea though I think that Carlos absolutely does not know this, and when they moved in together Cecil was too anxious to admit that he doesn’t eat all that often so he just started eating every day because he didn’t want to worry Carlos. And Carlos, being the wonderful boyfriend that he is, starts packing lunches for Cecil to take to work because I feel like Carlos is one of those people who shows affection via food y’know? So all of a sudden Cecil just starts showing up to work with like themed lunches like those people on TikTok make.

Later Cecil discovers that while he doesn’t need to eat food to live he suddenly feels so much better because his body is actually getting nutrients and as it turns out even eldritch radio hosts can benefit from eating their veggies

(Also I think when Carlos was in the Desert Otherworld Cecil went back to rarely eating only this time he was well aware of how horrible he felt because of it because his body had finally gotten used to you know not being incredibly malnourished. Carlos notices how the fridge is completely empty when he gets back and how nothing in the kitchen has moved at all, he doesn’t say anything but he absolutely makes sure that Cecil never goes a single day without at least one home cooked meal ever again)

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

Haha, does anyone want to read a little thing I wrote?

Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

My scrunkly man fanart. Can you tell I love him? Can you tell I’m obsessed? I bet you can’t.

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