He’s Not “just Some Guy” He’s My Girlfriend. Don’t Touch Him.

no thoughts only ricky n vinny

pls someone gif justin talking about wanting chicken tenders PLS

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

heres a reminder to go masturbate instead of engaging in that incendiary argument going on on your social media feed

happiest birthday to my wife <33

soon i will have the spoons to fully engage with fandom again.. rather than just scroll and like.. soon i will be writing and reading and reblogging... soon...

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

Happy ✨Ryan Day✨

Semi-NSFW meme -- send me a pairing and a number and I'll write you a ficlet about one

… grinding up against the other

… moaning the other’s name

… stripping off

… sexting

… giving the other a strip tease

… giving a lap dance

… being drenched whilst wearing white

… leaping into the other’s arms

… confessing a fetish

… pinning the other against a wall

… trying to turn the other on

… successfully turning the other on

… turning the other off

… tying up the other

… spanking the other

… having some “private time” and the other accidentally walking in

… having a “friend” over and the other accidentally interrupting

… flashing the other

… having a wet dream and calling the other’s name during it

… bending over seductively to pick something up for the other

… leaving hickeys on the other’s neck

… trying to play footsie with the other during a meeting

… trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner