“hallelujah” By Leonard Cohen Being Played As An Easter And Christmas Song, “zombie” By The

This might be my favorite submission so far

Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

btw when you send an ask and i dont reply and you send it again i see it both times. it doesn’t make me want to reply any more the second time

the aro urge to call ppl "my love" or "my beloved" or "the love of my life" but in a very uniquely aro way

slay my name.

i hate you drank less water headache i hate you slept too little headache i hate you slept too much headache i hate you too stressed out to function headache i hate you forgot to eat headache i hate you excessive screen time headache i hate you cried too much headache i hate you exercised too little headache i hate you no reason headache i hate you

double trouble!

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“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

The amount of people who says "I'm not gay, but..." or "No homo" is proof enough that society needs to know the difference between sexual attraction, romantic attraction, aesthetic attraction and a simple compliment.

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