It's My Little Brother's Birthday, So We're At The Pool With A Couple Of His (guy) Friends, As Well As

Imagine if you were in a mosh pit and somewhere around the center you saw a nineteenth century English gentleman sipping tea out of an ornate porcelain teacup, matching saucer in hand and nobody was paying him any mind but out of pure chance like miracle level coincidence nobody was bumping into him they were passing him with mere millimeters of space and he was just standing there enjoying the music with a contented smirk

Nico is an antique ring collector. He has them all in a small velvet box. He only wears them in special occasions.

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

I’ll never understand sailing, like you just get into a boat that doesn’t actually serve a purpose other than to not sink with people who you probably don’t know and don’t like in windy and therefore cold weather, and if that weather gets too windy or too calm then you’re fucked. And all this time a massive fuck-you pole is swinging about above your head which if you don’t duck will knock you out of the boat and give you a concussion

JUST REALIZED WE’RE ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE A BOOK COVER WITH NICO ON IT WHEN SOLANGELO BOOK COMES OUT. FINALLY MY BOY’S DESERVED ONE FOR SO LONG

Yeah so I was just sorting through my family’s bookshelves and found this book on tying ties and Jesus these guys have some strong feelings on tie tying

“Aggravated to malice”, like what you just gonna fuckin murder someone cause they tightened their tie wrong??

two aros platonically married for financial reasons call that friends with tax benefits

Like to charge RB to cast

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.