You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek
double trouble!
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cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it
Falling over and girls spill out of my pockets
10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…
fired for killing customers again
Imagine if you were in a mosh pit and somewhere around the center you saw a nineteenth century English gentleman sipping tea out of an ornate porcelain teacup, matching saucer in hand and nobody was paying him any mind but out of pure chance like miracle level coincidence nobody was bumping into him they were passing him with mere millimeters of space and he was just standing there enjoying the music with a contented smirk
Will, walking into Gilan’s office: Alright, what’s this about—
Gilan: *slams door shut from behind*
Will, spinning around, saxe in hand: Gilan!?
Gilan: It’s time, Will
Will: Time for what? What’s going on?
*Gilan, appearing from the shadows, rope in one hand and scissors in the other*
Will: gILAN—
Gilan: It’ll be over soon
Will: Gilan nO—
*everything goes dark*
general courtesy is to send an ask to the person you rb from
1. which character do you think would either be your best friend or fucking hate you irl
2. which character looks the coolest?
3. who would you like to see more fanart/fic of?
4. what couple/relationship/character inspires you to create content
5. whose powers would you want to have?
7. which two characters that have never/barely interacted would be best friends or dating in your mind if given the circumstances?
8. specific headcanon for a character?
9. what do you think [a character] would do after all their adventures end?
Cinder | They/Them | Demisexual and demiromantic | Personal blog so don’t expect any form of consistency
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