Yūsha Yoshihiko To Maō No Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, Lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko And

Wade: Peter, will you go out with me?

Peter: Sodium.

Wade: What do you mean ‘NA’? I thought you’d say Potassium!

Peter: …You learnt chemistry jokes?

Wade: And I learnt pick up lines! You’re Copper plus Tellurim!

Peter: Cu… plus Te…

Wade: ;)

Peter: I take back my Sodium. Potassium, Wade, Potassium!

–somewhere in the distance–

Tony: …What have I raised…

Cable: Whatever you’ve raised, he’s made a monster.

(Marvel at my humour No.10)

Ok but soulmate au

Where person B has ‘Fuck you!’ As their soulmark and their entire life they’ve been made fun of for it so when they walk into someone while texting and the person says 'Fuck you!’ B just says, ’ OH! SO YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS “Fuck you!” PERMINATLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!’ And A just looks at them and says 'Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock…’

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen with my own two eyeballs.

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #16

*After a fight*

Person A: Babe, open the door...

Person B: NO!

Person A: Babe....

Person B: GO AWAY!!

Person A: *breath in*

Person A: Veronica! Open the- Open the door please! Veronica, open the door!

Person B: *immediately opens door* Goddammit you

XD

The Night Espresso Lovers starring Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie

Andrew: *carrying Steven bridal-style and talking calmly with him*

Shane: *sprints past, carrying Ryan over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

rachel: [has prophecy vision about luke]

luke: (how can you see into my eyes like open doors, leading you down into my core where i've become so numb. without a soul my spirits sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home) wake me up (wake me up inside) i can't wake up (wake me up inside) save me (call my name and save me from the dark) wake me up (bid my blood to run) i can't wake up (before i come undone) save me (save me from the nothing i've become)

rachel: what the f U C K