An episode I'd like to pitch to the Teen Wolf writers: Scott McCall's spa day. It's 44 minutes of Scott getting a massage at a luxurious spa while he listens to relaxing music, sips expensive bottled water, and nibbles on fresh strawberries. He's wrapped in a fluffy robe and reclining in a massage chair, spa candles flickering calmly in the dimly lit room. The masseuse has worked out all of the knots and kinks embedded deep in his muscles, and Scott feels like he's going to just melt into a happy puddle right there in his chair. Things get tense as curiosity strikes him and he attempts to eat one of the cucumbers from his face mask, but crisis is averted when his masseuse is like, "Please don't eat that. It's for your face. If you really want cucumbers, I'll see if the folks in back will chop some for you." Scott, blushing in embarrassment beneath his slightly tingly, exfoliating face mask, politely declines the offer. The episode ends with him thanking his masseuse after their session and leaving the spa feeling totally relaxed and renewed. He buys cucumbers on his way home. That's it. That's my pitch.
Ok so @littlestpersimmon has my all time favorite fam jam art style. Like I dare anyone to disagree with me when I say their stuff is tear inducing and awe inspiring. Hence I commissioned them to do this for piece a scene that I was writing for my pb&j fic but instead I stared at it for twenty minutes, wrote some fluff based on it, and made the last chapter super long to wrap it up because damn doesn’t this make you want nothing but happiness for them?
So in conclusion pb&j is pure, Bell is a beautiful human being, thank you for your time.
The countless stars we’re sleeping under, It’s the brightest sparks that we remember.
#Okay, but we still don’t have a heterosexual explanation for this [2//??]
me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die
The Baby Project AU:
Beacon Hills decides that the best way to show their students what being a parent is really like is by making them take care of a “baby”. Some people take it more seriously than others.
Somewhere along the line, Stiles realizes he loves Scott’s earnestness and dedication to a project they aren’t even being graded on, loves the look in his best friend’s eyes at two in the morning when this annoyingly realistic doll starts crying and they stay up all night talking in lieu of sleep, whispering half-forgotten secrets in that vulnerable way of the exhausted. He just loves Scott.
And Scott, well… he was just waiting for Stiles to figure it out.
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