Au Where Uncle Aaron Doesnt Die But He Has Still Just Found Out His Favorite Nephew Is Spiderman So Now

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

Solarballs 'Moon Revolution Mercury' AU...

Imagine Mercury and Venus used to be BFFs, before Venus became a jerk...

Imagine Mercury and Titan being BFFs, making Venus secretly super jealous and feeling guilty...

Imagine Earth, Luna and Mars noticing Venus's jealousy...

Imagine Venus secretly missing Mercury! 💔

NO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OMG (/pos)

I think I’ve mentioned this somewhere before, but I love this type of angst. Like, I eat this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. IT’S SO GOOD!!!!

Just imagine:

Venus treating Mercury horribly, even though he still remembers when they used to smile and laugh together. Venus’ former best friend suddenly disappearing at the same time that the Earth offers to become Venus’ “best friend”. Venus, a few days later, realizing that Earth never really cared about him and Mercury (who’s still missing) hasn’t been anything close to a friend in at least a few billion years.

Venus hesitantly accepting Mars’ invitation to hang out. Venus finally seeing Mercury again near Mars’ orbit, but he seems… different. More confident. Happier. Venus falling back into that normal routine, allowing himself to be consumed by anger, yelling insults at Mercury. Venus being attacked by the closest thing he’s ever had to a friend.

Venus watching as, after that, Mercury never comes back, not really. He’s distant, still, hanging out in the asteroid belt more than in his orbit. Choosing to be friends with moons instead of Venus.

Then, he sees him. The one that Mercury calls his best friend. A friendly smile. A thick atmosphere. “Potential for life,” he overhears someone say.

And Venus wants to scream.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

rocky planets are doooone

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

you will not replace me

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

Good to know Jesus is a vocaloid now

who’s your favourite vocaloid..? Pukicho..?

Jesus, give me a fucking minute to answer you the first time.