My Friend Liz Downloaded Some Free Audio Software A Few Months Ago To Do Something And Now Every Time

yurifies your rocky planets 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

How do you get it to stop biting?

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

everyone talking about the vercury but not the ever so slight mars x mercury (marcury? do they even have a ship name?)

“I would’ve preferred Mars…or anyone else…!”

Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

Welp

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”