I Know That I’m Straight But I Wouldn’t Say No To The Gay Experience. Because Women Are Hot. We Are

I worked some times on this jfhghfj

Arthur: Every single odd number has an E in it.

Merlin: No, no, not ALL of them. Thirty and fifty aren't spelled with the letter E.

Gwaine: Uh, if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. Thirty and fifty are odd.

Percival: No, fifteen plus fifteen makes thirty, and twenty-five plus twenty-five makes thirty. Not odd.

Elyan: Twenty-five plus twenty-five makes thirty? Are you sure about that?

Leon: All right, all right, one, three, five, nine! That's it! That's the odds! And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter E!

Percival: No, wait, you forgot seven!

Gwaine: My head hurts...

Elyan: And you just forgot about eight?? A number with an E, and pretty fucking even.

Arthur: Why would eight be brought up if it's EVEN?? We're talking about ODDS, Elyan! Every single odd number has an E in it! Not "every single number with an E is odd"! What the fuck!

Mordred: Er, um, well, two is odd, and it doesn't have an E. Just saying.

Merlin: Did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd?

Lancelot: Wait, wait, what about zero. That's an odd number. No?

Percival: Okay, okay, but hear me out, fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no E by the way they are pronounced, third-E, fifth-E.

Elyan: Why do thirty and fifty matter?! They're fucking even!

Merlin:

Merlin: One is an even number.

Arthur: I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU!

viktor found his intellectual match and best friend in jayce, who in return accepted and protected him and made sure that viktor knew that they are partners

just because jayce took the initiative when it came to presenting and/or speaking about their project in public doesn't mean that viktor was his assistant. viktor himself even says that he'd rather jayce deal with all these because it makes him uncomfortable (for valid reasons)

but that also doesn't mean that viktor is a defenceless baby who needs jayce's protection or compassion, he is fully capable of defending himself if needed

it's just that they both have their weaknesses and strength in certain areas and they use that

cause that is what partnership is about

#sorry for the rant lmao

In my years in this fandom I've seen a lot of posts that assume Viktor deeply resented Jayce for the time they've spent on hextech or angrily imply he's 'sick of being jayce's assistant' (that's not his job, they're Partners, people.)

so today I bring you a very relevant reel of Viktor in his natural habitat utterly happy in his zone and proud of the work they do together btw. Actual stars in his eyes, if you even care

I love how the abilities in the Remedyverse go like this:

Jack Joyce: Oh wow time powers, pretty cool WAIT NO NO IS THAT CHRONON SYNDROME NO NO NO NO- *begins experiencing excruciating pain* oh I can now make multiple choices now- NO CHRONON SYNDROME NO NO NO NO-

Jesse Faden: Oh Polaris thank you for guiding me WHERE ARE YOU POLARIS WHERE ARE YOU- oh nevermind you’re back! Also wtf why didn’t you help Dylan??!! *has a silent conversation in her head*

Saga Anderson: Mind Place? Yeah this is something normal people have- wait this is actually a psychic ability… *takes a long sip of coffee* interesting… also I’m related to those cool old rock stars, cool! *stares off into distance as others watch in horror as she accesses her Mind Place*

Alan Wake: *huddled in the corner, typing frantically on his typewriter* change the story change the story change the story FUCK YOU SCRATCH change the story FUCK YOU LAKE change the story FUCK YOU ZANE change the story FUCK THESE REALITY BENDING ABILITIES *throws typewriter against the wall as he cries*

uhm

oh my fucking GOD???

#house is so cat coded it's uncanny

This is how House looks when wilson talk with a woman

Raise your hand if you’re done with cookie cutter heroes and villains.

I don’t want perfect heroes.

I don’t want villains who are bad just for the sake of being bad.

Give me heroes who can be selfish sometimes.

Give me heroes who are scared.

Give me heroes who don’t always know what to do.

Give me heroes who are tired and angry.

Give me heroes who don’t always want to be heroes.

Give me heroes who need help, because those are the only heroes worth watching.

And give me villains with backstories.

Give me villains with reasons.

Give me villains who think they’re doing good.

Give me villains who are sad, and give me villains who are terrified.

Give me villains with arcs just as valuable as any other character.

Because we need to get it out of our heads that the world is black and white.

No one is just good.

No one is just bad.

We’re just people.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

lord the peasants are so loud today

Sometimes I just like to lay on my bed and enjoy music, while dreaming about future.

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all