hi, I’m your friendly neighbour hood spider-man -well spider-cat
The snames snart, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I can’t swim, but I got a second set of arms for free!
Talk about a bargain!
ooc: this is my spidersona, Snart (or spider-Snart)
he’s part cat, part spider, so he doesn’t bother with the whole secret identity
his cells are strange and adapt relatively quickly, so he’s fine without the watch in most stable universes
im a little obsessed with everything going on here. just. everything.
“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!”
Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.
One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them.
Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying.
“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit.
3 more of hirsu's transformations, Fishsticks, Bounceback & Noodleneck. i'm halfway done with his playlist
Fishsticks & Bounceback probably don't need explaining, since they're basically just Walkatrout & The Worst but they look different. Fishsticks doesn't have the spat that Walkatrout wears because I hate drawing it & the only other Ickthyperambuloid we see doesn't wear anything, so I just got rid of it. Bounceback is red because i thought it looked funny.
Noodleneck is the same species as Tack. His neck is very flexible, elastic & can be moved as if it were a third limb. Hirsu doesn't actually mind this transformation as much, and finds quite a few uses for this alien, such as being lookout or ensnaring threats with his neck.
Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
Baby veloci
"Based on data gleaned from the nearly 10 million military dependents it insures, the U.S. Department of Defense has repeatedly called the evidence supporting ABA “weak,” noting there is no research to determine whether the small number of participants who show improvement — 15% — do so because of treatment or simply because a child has matured. After a year of the therapy, the department reported to Congress in 2019, 76% of 16,000 participating autistic children saw no change, and 9% worsened."
the plumber guide to osmosiansism
Alt: @clown-worm-enthusiestAsk me anything about niche animated series (like dino squad, rescue bots, pls ask me anything) Pro Palestine 🇵🇸 (Minor)
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