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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

IN MY OPINION ITS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HORROR NARRATIVE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE EVER WRITTEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE DISORIENTATION AND PRIMAL FEAR OF THE VICTIMS BEFORE YOURE GIVEN ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE EVENTS AS AN OUTSIDE OBSERVER WOULD SEE THEM AND THE FORMAT OF AN UNFINISHED PS1 GAME WOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPLISH THAT TO SOME EXTENT ON ITS OWN EVEN IF THERE WERENT ALSO A VERY SATISFYING MYSTERY TO UNCOVER WITH AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

My shitty wife being attacked by hundreds of bears inbetween bouts of unabashed horniness

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

american kestrel

painted bunting

yellow-throated vireo

cerulean warbler

baltimore oriole

american goldfinch

northern cardinal

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