*takes Out My Gougar Counter And It Starts Going Wild*

pigeons + @screenshotsofdespair

ONE OF MY HENS JUST ATE A FUCKING STAG BEETLE

Working retail without being high is like being nailed to the cross

A happy pygmy falcon

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in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

Who knew the power these would have