Seal Delighted By Apparition

RAMONA SLENDERS: if you want to date me you have to collect my seven evil pages

The Genetics

‪How to tell if you’re Bi:‬

‪You have an atomic number of 83‬

‪You’re pentavalent‬

You crystallize into repeating cube shapes‬

When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow‬

You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe‬

New pfp is by @/heropaws !

This is the single greatest photo I have ever taken

What the fuck is it about the 80s that just made people lose it

Obsessed x

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping