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this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

Working retail without being high is like being nailed to the cross

I bite into this burger, and the crunch can be heard miles away. All of my teeth are shattered and I can no longer eat

“Hamburger” by Song Wei

“Leave It All To Me (Theme from iCarly)” with every second beat removed

I don’t really remember anyone going missing back then