my wife just sent me this,
I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer
I can't stop thinking about it.
peter “everyone who gets close to me dies” parker and wade “I can’t die” wilson
rewatched DP & Wolverine the other day and finally remembered to post thiiiiiiisss ahahaha
posting again because I uhhh think a lot
talking about THEM and no I don't have any good Ulla photos I'm straightphobic /silly (also I lowk hc her as like bi w a female preference)
i really like to think that Leo and Max had a secret thing going on before meeting Ulla, though never actually said anything about it both due to pride and maybe even a little bit of shame.
cue scary music when Ulla is introduced, and ofc both Max and Leo like her. Leo gets w her tho probably because Max is a freak (like the first photo) but I don't think Ulla gaf since she knows she IS all that 🙏🙏
fast forward to jail and pre-court/Rio and ofc they realize they like each other yeah yeah REPLACE THE LYRIC "BROTHER" FOR "LOVER" 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
anyways after court they all get married and live happily ever after yaaay (ran out of Ulla pictures)!!!!!!!! how much aura did I lose posting this..... (also does Tumblr know about brainrot I feel like I forgot to ask)
how can you say they're not gay they had an entire song about how they loved each other
I see a post going around about mentally unwell Wade but let’s talk about Logan.
- Logan has PTSD.
- Logan has night terrors and flashbacks associated with PTSD.
- Logan has hallucinations, delusions and pseudo-memories associated with PTSD.
- Logan’s healing factor “healed” some of his traumatic memories (memory loss due to PTSD)
- Logan suffers from rage episodes.
- Logan and chronic pain:
He’s talked about long lasting phantom pain from healed injuries.
Difficulty regulating his body temperature with the adamantium skeleton. Hypothermia is one of the only things that could kill him.
Apparently it doesn’t only hurt to unsheathe the claws but it hurts the whole time they are out because the flesh around them doesn’t heal and it stays raw. Also, sharp metal rubbing in between your knuckles, ow.
- Logan is an alcoholic.
- Logan isolates himself to cope.
- Logan has trust issues.
- Logan has insomnia
- Logan struggles with self-harm and admitted many suicide attempts.
I love projecting my pain onto comfort characters but this is all canon 🤷🏻♀️
Wade cannot handle all that
Lumiere is the sexiest character in Beauty and the Beast, sorry I don’t make the rules.
late deadpool valentines art
doing this again bc my computer restarted mid-sentence(I barely update it) but SMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHH.
didnt gaf abt the show stayed for Nathan Lane
holy smash but uhhhhhhhhhh yeah that's pretty much it!!
i need to look up how tf to put multiple pictures into Tumblr w/o it forming a long ass line... also yt kinda scares me bc I never know what channel can be trusted/what's really new or just a reupload AUGDHS but I got this SS from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cFcPPbAZy4 !! no I haven't finished it and yes I am still uploading this oopsie ( I do this a lot unfortunately)