I've Just Melted There (I Melt And Cry Every Time Anyone Speaks About Oliver's Heart Come On) And I Have

I’m like… half-watching the rest of Mufasa: TLK now, and I think they just like… verbally confirmed that T&P aren’t an item in this universe.

The audacity lol

(It was the moment where, and I’m paraphrasing here because I can’t be bothered to back the movie up, where Pumbaa is like “love? Gross. It’s not like that’s something I think about all the time and actually really wish I had.”)

And then Timon just pats him on the head.

I actually DO like the idea that they’ve never talked about or labeled their relationship—which is something I’m exploring in my fanfic. There’s an aspect to it about how they finally DO figure their shit out, and how Timon gains a bit of self awareness and emotional maturity for once in his life.

But the fact that THIS MOVIE had the audacity to do that lol

Maybe I’m reading too much into that. Just looking for reasons to be mad because I hate the live action T&P. But yeah, those two barely even feel like friends in this universe.

Do I have any right to actually be mad?!? Probs not. Because it fits my exact headcanon that they haven’t truly defined their relationship until post TLK 2. For me, they (well, Timon, anyways) are so emotionally repressed that they just never discussed it. Ha.

I’m just getting secondhand anger for all you T&P shippers who view them as being openly (and honestly) together as far back as when Simba was a cub.

BLAHHHHHHH I’m digging myself into a hole, here.

get him!!

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

Charles-Haden Savage, my beloved. You’ve got the ego of a trumpet player that needs to play first part but would have an anxiety attack if you ever had to play a solo.

And that metaphor definitely is not based in any personal experience of my own.

canonically my ass bruh </333(possible delusions

I'll show you the whole world! And tacos. I like tacos

Just thinking, what if Logan had never been sure about Wade and him being together. He wasn't sure if it was just a fling or if they were in a relationship since they had never really talked about it. Until one day, Wade called Logan his boyfriend or said whatever to confirm that they were indeed dating and Logan just broke down crying. He lunged towards Wade and ugly sobbed, just totally a crying mess. As no one had wanted him more than as a fling before.

au where Timon (specifically Timon) gets PTSD from the war they joined in the episode War Hogs