My Cock Is Haunted

Tried my hand at another Lion King 1 1/2 screencap redraw. Tried to make Timon more closely resemble his TLK 1994 model. The colors were fun to figure out, because there isn’t actually any examples of Timon in the Pridelands at the ass-crack of dawn in the original TLK. 😂

I’ve been studying that original Lion King style really hard, so I hope that comes out here. 😬 The expression was interesting to tackle because Timon’s eyes don’t really do those micro-expressions in the first movie.

Enjoy!

They want to jump each other's bones and act like it's about wanting to fight

I’m like… half-watching the rest of Mufasa: TLK now, and I think they just like… verbally confirmed that T&P aren’t an item in this universe.

The audacity lol

(It was the moment where, and I’m paraphrasing here because I can’t be bothered to back the movie up, where Pumbaa is like “love? Gross. It’s not like that’s something I think about all the time and actually really wish I had.”)

And then Timon just pats him on the head.

I actually DO like the idea that they’ve never talked about or labeled their relationship—which is something I’m exploring in my fanfic. There’s an aspect to it about how they finally DO figure their shit out, and how Timon gains a bit of self awareness and emotional maturity for once in his life.

But the fact that THIS MOVIE had the audacity to do that lol

Maybe I’m reading too much into that. Just looking for reasons to be mad because I hate the live action T&P. But yeah, those two barely even feel like friends in this universe.

Do I have any right to actually be mad?!? Probs not. Because it fits my exact headcanon that they haven’t truly defined their relationship until post TLK 2. For me, they (well, Timon, anyways) are so emotionally repressed that they just never discussed it. Ha.

I’m just getting secondhand anger for all you T&P shippers who view them as being openly (and honestly) together as far back as when Simba was a cub.

BLAHHHHHHH I’m digging myself into a hole, here.

big chest and thighs, tiny waist Deadpool >>>>> skinny ass muscle-less Deadpool

Someone please shove my face in the screen

I just need 10 seconds in those heavenly pillows, only 10 seconds I beg

THEY'RE MASSIVE AND WHAT'S THAT SMALL WAIST FOR?! ( for Logan to grab it cough cough)

ROGER ELIZABETH DEBRIS WANTED LEOPOLD BLOOM SO BAD AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL

Deadpool #12 - "Pools of Blood III" (2025)

written by Cody Ziglar art by Andrea Di Vito & Guru-eFX

Remembered I have free will and can draw my pookie whenever I like

Another movie that is clearly threesome endgame and there is no other explication.

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS>

not enough people talking about charles oliver and mabel wearing the bi flag colors

Very briefly after Logan snaps, his look here almost seems like he realized he went too far.

But it's Logan, so he's not gonna admit it.