Obnoxious Little Freaks 💖

Posting this very late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOKIE!!!

(… and happy birthday to me!!)

Somewhat self indulgent art! My birthday was actually yesterday (17 Dec.) and I originally planned on drawing something for that but figured it would be easier to make one birthday piece rather than two. Happy birthday to my fav loser!! /aff

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

Weekly what

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does kayne know his daughter is alive.

no, listen. hear me out.

this is gonna be a lot of me interpreting kayne very specifically, but kayne DOESN'T lie. he withholds information but he does not lie. and here, he speaks as if... like he doesn't realize that lilith HAS met arthur. that she DOES love him. that he's her favorite.

and i don't have the ep 50 transcript but i believe that when lillith is being explained to arthur, mother darkness says that she was the forgotten one trapped within hattie. being FORGOTTEN, to me, sounds like "presumed dead," specifically by other gods. oscar described it as a great entity being "trapped." if lillith has been trapped long enough, which, if we're going by what mother darkness said, it has been a LONG time, it's possible her father doesn't think she's alive. or at least she's not coming back from where she was trapped.

"why would he call his dead daughter a bitch" you raise a good point. i could say he's a weirdo and call it a day, but also, the full line is:

im not exactly arguing that lillith is DEAD, im arguing that she's lost enough power that it is the equivalent of being dead to the other gods. based off what kayne says, it seems that lillith has a habit of liking humans (probably what got her originally trapped within hattie) and messing with them. i think this particular comment is more a memory. like a "ah, someone messing with a human because they like them. my daughter used to do that..."

so to bring me to my point, because lillith is a shapeshifter and because (supposedly) kayne isn't really paying attention to what's going on in season five (based on:)

(whether he's not paying attention because he CAN'T (blackstone) or he WON'T i cannot say) the point is, he wouldn't have seen lillith alive. and when mother darkness explains lillith to arthur they are hidden with the hand of malevolence. PLUS, dead children are kind of A Thing in this show, idk if you noticed (faroe, addison, marie's son, malam, mother darkness and the witch...). so, the idea of kayne seeing lillith, his daughter, resurrected to her full self after being dead for years, doesn't seem so far off for the overall themes of the show.

plus, i think it gives him and arthur something to talk about. and adds a fun flavor to his character. the way he talks to arthur about faroe? while having a daughter of his own he believes to be dead? actually insane.

sorry that's a lot. anyway.

Imma be honest with yall. Call me uncultured but I've never heard of 'Ride Him, Cowboy' before, and it sounds like a gay porn title. Don't you dare tell me it doesn't because it does. Like, "Ride Him Cowboy", are you fucking kidding me. I raised an eyebrow so so high when I heard it in episode 50 and was very reluctant to google it because what if that's something Harlan made up for the lolz and I'll just have google give me a bunch of porn.

got out-horror’d today by a friend because he said what if Malevolent ends with Kayne putting John in Faroe’s dead body

"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

s1 of malevolent: hey what if you were blind and had to run away from scary monsters would that be fucked up or what

s5 of malevolent: what if. Uh. you know what actually post cancelled I can’t even put this into words

absolute fucking banger that kayne tried to spark Another classic jarthur You Are Evil And I Hate You argument in this episode. and then he was foiled because these two bitches simply have had the argument so many goddamn times that Arthur’s just like oh fucking whatever, you did your thing it’s fine and I love you anyways. forgiveness granted. And then they just move on. seasons 1-4 jarthur could NEVER