MALEVOLENT 52 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

Arthur and Larson meet Kayne for the first time:

Part 20 || Part 40 (II)

And for the last (???) time:

Part 52 || Part 40 (II)

Hm. Okay then.

Playing with Arthur Lester like a Barbie (dressing him up, doing torture methods the Spanish Inquisition would balk at, making him scissor with other Barbie’s)

To hell with you and your ideas of success and profit

I want to be a British horror podcast protagonist when I grow up

kayne’s couple therapy

I'm of the opinion that Martin always found Jon attractive, but didn't develop a full crush until after he let him stay in the Archives to hide from Prentiss. I don't have any evidence for this, I just want it to be true because comedic potential.

Imagine with me the hilarity that would ensue after Sasha outs Jon as a decade younger than he claims and Martin has to entirely recalibrate his whole view of the guy. Cause he *thought* he was fantasizing about a workplace fling with an older coworker but this bastard is literally his age, he's just got a grandpa personality. Tim would laugh so hard he would choke

my favourite part of the wager is when kayne said “its wagerin time” and then wagered all over

I will start sobbing violently no one look at me

Poem by Natalie Wee

my jaw dropped. everything stopped in that moment. anyways EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE BECAUSE HES ALIVE!!!!!!