Au Where Kayne Makes Super Obvious, Unfunny Pop Culture References Instead Of His Subtle 4th Wall Breaks

Antoine Malevolent, ladies and gentlemen.

my jaw dropped. everything stopped in that moment. anyways EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE BECAUSE HES ALIVE!!!!!!

jonathan archivist: your pastries always taste amazing, what's your secret?

baker: the warmth of the oven always felt like comfort. i liked the heat, the smell, even when i wasn't baking anything. now, no matter what i bake or put in there, i can never get rid of that smell. it was two years ago, if i remember correctly. i was rolling out a new batch of bread loafs. have you ever baked bread before? they say that kneading the br

Malevolent daughter kill count just went up!

suggested by @worldwright I put him in a macdonalds close enough 🔥❤️

Make This Twink Suffer

The Wager spoilers 😭😭😭

Antoine: Did I get love, my lord?

Arthur: Unconditionally, from friends.

Antoine: But did I get bitches, my lord?

Arthur:

Arthur: You were so kind

I say WOULD to will wood. not in that creep way. but rather, i WOULD let him hold me gently

That is an honor most fictional characters don't even get

That is an honor my own father doesn't get👍

Is this a bad time to say I lowk fucking detested antoine at the start

Trying digital stuff again!

Imma be honest with yall. Call me uncultured but I've never heard of 'Ride Him, Cowboy' before, and it sounds like a gay porn title. Don't you dare tell me it doesn't because it does. Like, "Ride Him Cowboy", are you fucking kidding me. I raised an eyebrow so so high when I heard it in episode 50 and was very reluctant to google it because what if that's something Harlan made up for the lolz and I'll just have google give me a bunch of porn.