I Think Noel Should Get A Motorcycle. Not For Any Plot Relevant Or Practical Reasons, Just Look At These

VERY SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FNAFS 10TH ANNIVERSARY, YAOI DAY, AND THE START OF CLOWN WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

AAHHHHHHHHHH

the new malevolent episode is so cool--its so fucking funny that we can only have old, dead or mute women bc mr guthrie is so adamant about having no voice actors

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

kayne is if like tumblr girlies actually got their hands on their blorbos to put in the blender

Ok, I finished season 3 and... I'm going to make a post about that in a moment.

I have a question and I don't know if it counts as spoiler or what...

Is Kayne Nyarlathotep?

Listening to Malevolent in public spaces is extremely hard when you have headphones that leak even the smallest sounds, because there's a 50/50 chance that Arthur will whimper really loudly at any given moment

Antoine Malevolent, ladies and gentlemen.

“reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up. reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked. 3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.”

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yes & no // Natalie Wee

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I feel like not enough pre-canon stuff with Arthur shows him threatening, scary and cold enough. One of the first things John says to him is about how cold he is. Arthur has been batshit crazy

I want Parker to be scared off him, I want him to me more mean and cruel while drunk instead of weepy. I want him to physically fight Parker

I want him to use his teeth in a fight, I want him to draw blood, I want him to be oddly cynical around dead bodies, I want Parker to wonder wtf is wrong with him, I want him to try and gouge our someone's eyes, I want him to try and take out someone's throat with his teeth, I want him to outlandishly threaten someone like he did The Butcher

People recognize he's got the energy of a stray cat or cornered feral dog, but they forget that they're hostile and violent. And he has been feral since he lost his parents

AND I want his sharp edges melting away around kids in a sad way, and then melting away with Parker in a fond way