Actually I'm Losing My Mind Over The Implication Of Lilith And Kayne's Obsession With Known Daughter-killer

ooooooooh arkayne dismemberment scene how we feelin (im feeling good and in fact here)

obsessed with kellin malevolent. i don’t talk about him enough but my god is he one of the side characters of all time.

first of all, this guy drops perhaps the best one liners in the entire show. i cannot express how much i love the line “arthur, tell that voice in your head that my mother was not a whore,” cause like, on the one hand its fucking funny as anything, especially when paired with harlan’s equivalent of a vine boom effect. but on the OTHER HAND, this line is absolutely terrifying cause we go the entire ep thinking this guy is nothing like arthur and the voices he speaks of just signify his own mental instability but then we get this shocker of a reveal!! UGH, i adore ep 4 so much.

and don’t even get me started on just how creepy the entire ep is. i’ll never forget how much of a captive i felt like listening to that ep, trapped in that car with arthur not sure what this quick tempered guy in a gas mask was gonna do next. that unsettling dread was unmatched.

and oh, kellin in SCRATCH’S DREAM ??!! fucking incredible scene. we go so long never thinking about this guy and then bam, a nightmare encounter showing back up in arthur’s nightmares.

also just obsessed with kellin’s attitude. yes, please sing a shitty cover of a song that hasn’t been released yet. i adore how arthur gets in the car and kellin essentially just demands that arthur serenades him and then gets pissed when arthur fucks up the lyrics.

truly an icon of a character. kellin holeman i’ll never forget you.

I'm not sure what gerry was expecting

I remember saying that “oh Lillith hates her dad so much, that she’s going to risk death by awakening Azathoth”

No. it’s actually Kayne. Kayne hates his dad so much he’s going to risk actually dying just to kill him, make sure he doesn’t exist. This is what daddy issues do to a man.

(late) happy birthday Arthur Lester can’t believe you’re 125 now

is there an Arthur lesters oxygenated and deoxygenated blood

I feel like there should be

this silly thing has been my lockscreen for the past few weeks

Due to my chronic illness: unoriginal. Overdone. Everyone is gonna be asking a bunch of uncomfortable medical questions or acting like it isn’t real

Due to Horigs pestilent curse upon me: mysterious, no one quite knows what it means but my health sure is suffering, ominous enough that people are too uncomfortable to ask to clarify

i would like everyone to know that this is arthur lester in my head

he’s just the dad from frozen but he’s stinky, possessed, and is currently coughing up a lung

that's it. too many of these eldritch spooky bitches need therapy and a LOT of it. somebody call

UP & ADAM!

(This is about Kayne and Jon Sims, mostly.)