John Malevolent Is So Funny. He'll See A Fucked Up Goat Man With Glowing Eyes Chasing Them Through The

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

what if there was a good things happen to arthur lester podcast called benevolent

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

MINOR FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!

A short Lilith and Kayne animatic based on Part 52

I have. Feelings about them. Also baby Arthur

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

Just finished listening to Camp Here & There for the first time and I am OBSESSED they are so JCKDKCJSJJCNSJCKDNFKKSC

annnnnyway

Rowan fanart! Yayayyyyyy

@bluewoolf :D

do yall actually realize just how bad of an example Arthur is to John when it comes to taking care of a human body? one day john will finally have a body of his own (hopefully) and his only frame of reference on which kind of injuries are serious and which can just be walked off will be arthur fucking lester. he will be hungry and tired and cold and his example of a healthy schedule is arthur. fucking. lester.

was about to make a "gay people can never flirt normally" post about arkayne but realized kayne does actually.

-"my love" and similar: self explanatory. normal flirting

-giving him a dagger: shiny trinket like crow. kayne's not the one who decided to stab himself with it

-helps with his wound in coda and probably also part 28

-watches his entire life in this and thousands of other timelines: he wants to know more about arthur. normal crush behavior probably

-writes and directs a christmas special starring one of those other arthurs: creative expression. like a journal to him i think.

-sends his enemy to hell, kills his enemy-turned-half-situationship, and sends his other situationship to spain (?): he just wants some alone time is that really too much to ask

-plays him a song on the piano :)

-sends him on a fetch quest to the 1200s: he got nervous idk. don't we all

fem malevolent would just be

alice lester

jane doe

the queen in yellow

“why are you so angry alice?”

“i’m on my period”

“what the fuck is a period?”

“how do you not know what periods are, jane?”

“BECAUSE IM NOT A HUMAN, ALICE. i’m from the dark world. i’m an eldritch monster”