Cherubcoric

Everybody thinks they're the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, but we can't ALL be the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, because I'M the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie. You guys have to be the final girl or the jock boyfriend or the slasher or the old guy at the gas station who acts as a portent of doom or the cheerleader or the knife or the car that won't start or the lake or the ominous transition shot of clouds passing in front of the full moon or the dog that plays basketball or something.

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

Yah

https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in