Made This And Thought It Was Really Funny For No Reason

Penelope: I'm going to accept Debling's proposal.

Colin: I'm pregnant...it's yours.

*moans in culinary delight*

calling 911 on sam riegel for emotional damage 😭😭😭😭

The Doctor and River Song

-> The Name of the Doctor, Doctor Who Series 7 Episode 13

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

Vetinari: The dinosaurs did not "rule the Earth", they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have.

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates