Reblog To Make It Die Faster

This is unironically what the Roman's thought of penis size.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

That isn't an apology. She's tasting victory.

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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

Portia needs to have a convo with my boy

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3